I received this in an email offering a week or two ago and, after reading the poorly written copy and offer, I was shocked, SHOCKED, to see the disclaimer warning me that a product called “Goldenberg’s Peanut Chews” contains…peanuts! 

I understand ours is a litigious society and that there are people who have peanut allergies but, is America really this stupid? Even in a world with artificial everything, we actually have to be warned in the ad copy that something called a Peanut Chew (and uses the word “Peanut” seven times in the (bad) sales copy and image) actually contains peanuts? On this President’s day, I’ve never been more proud of what our forefathers helped build…

See also: Incomparably Bad Headline of The Day