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2015 Super Bowl Ads Welcome to the 2015 Super Bowl Ad Awards For The Non-Poetic! Super Bowl XLIX is done, the New England Patriots are the Super Bowl champions, Pete Carroll has seven months to focus on his 9/11 Truths and it’s time to reveal our judging panel’s (me and Office Dog) favorites from this year’s crop of Super Bowl ads.

Note that, while everyone has their opinions of the best and worst, funniest and failures, award winners and money wasters, noteworthy and not worthy, our honors may stray wildly from the standard Super Bowl advertising award fare. Our goal is to recognize the ads that stuck, the ads that sucked, and the ads resonated with the guy or gal who watched the game first, the commercials second, and had a beer or two while actually enjoying the entire show (from the viewpoint of an advertising guy who worked Super Bowl promotions in bars for 15 years). So, without further non-poetry…


The Office Dog Honors Award and Best Super Bowl Spot That Wasn’t A Super Bowl Ad Award 

This award honors the best use of animals (preferably monkeys) in a Super Bowl ad. However, this year gave us a lot more Dads than dogs. Budweiser aside, the Subaru Convenience Store ad was likely the funniest and most well executed spot I saw all day, even if it was during the Puppy Bowl (and even if it was a year old). Granted, Office Dog is a yellow Lab himself, so he was a little biased, but…


The A For Execution But…Award

Turbo Tax spent :50 seconds giving us dramatic re-enactments of pivotal moments in Revolutionary War history and the big payoff is…you can file your taxes via Turbo Tax for absolutely nothing? They knew this was a Super Bowl spot, right?

Honorable Mention

The Fiat Blue Pill ad was another ad that was nicely done and gave us :45 seconds of fun while wondering where this one was going. Unfortunately, it fell flat when it transitioned into actually trying to sell a Fiat on its looks. This one did have a fun payoff but, my guess is, the bulk of the viewers had already tuned it out upon seeing they were actually stuck watching a Fiat commercial.


Best Schizophrenic Super Bowl Advertiser Award

Nationwide started off solid with its Invisible spot featuring Mindy Kaling. This is what Good Super Bowl spots are made of, with humor, a nice message and a good payoff.

But then, in the second quarter, they follow up with their Make Safe Happen spot, showing us an adorable kid and faithful doggie, who won’t get to enjoy any of the joys of growing up because his dumbass parents killed him when they didn’t secure their 80″ flat screen on top of their entertainment cabinet!

In other words, Nationwide made us laugh and cry while they kissed $9 million goodbye! Not a good combination for a good Super Bowl Sunday.

The WTF Award

Honestly, is there anything that sells better on Super Bowl Sunday than toe fungus relief? Other than being generally disgusting, everyone wanted to quickly forget Jublia’s little animated (and disgusting) Tackle Toe Fungus spot…

(Note this one wasn’t up on Youtube in a decent form, nor could I embed what I did find so, if you want to see this one, you need to go here.

The Please, For The Love Of God, Go Away Award

Since GoDaddy has won this award every year its been given, I’ve decided to just name it after them. However, while the WalMart of websites got a real agency, they’re still trying to be edgy and create their own buzz. This year, they did it with the anti-Budweiser Lost Dog spot which the lost puppy finds it way home, only to be informed it had been sold via a website built on GoDaddy! Funny huh? While somewhat creative, was also pretty damn crass imho. Lots of people agreed that it was just plain mean and the uproar caused GoDaddy to pull that spot before game day. Of course, the company still got plenty of publicity and views of the spot so, from a free-publicity standpoint, it was mission accomplished for GoDaddy and helped the company score another of its namesake Please, For The Love Of God, Go Away Award! (GoDaddy did run a tasteful but tepid spot during the game tonight and it was, in a word, dull.)

Best Pointless Use Of A Pointless Celebrity Award

I freely admit I’m one of the majority of Americans that have absolutely no interest whatsoever in Kim Kardashian. Hence, when T-Mobile ran their spot featuring Kim flatly making light of her own vapid, self-obsession I, like millions of other Americans, quickly tuned out. Kudos to T-Mobile for a complete waste of $4.5 million on top of whatever they paid Kim and for coming up with that pointless hashtag that no one will ever, ever use.


The Water Cooler Winner

The Budweiser “Lost Dog” spot had it all, a Labrador puppy, a connection between said puppy and big horses, pulled heartstrings, danger, sweetness and plenty of shmaltz. For obvious reasons, this was also Office Dog’s favorite. It was the second straight year that Budweiser quietly nailed it on Super Bowl Sunday. It’s just too bad that it won’t do a damn thing to sell beer and help get the Budweiser brand off life support.

Honorable Mention

I liked the Coke spot’s tone, message and execution, but this is the Super Bowl and that wonderful message of love and peace won’t last till Monday morning. The one that will carry over on Monday was Loctite’s Positive Feelings ad. The company spent their entire 2015 budget on this one spot featuring un-sexy people dancing to celebrate the little tube of glue in their fanny pack. You might call it the anti-Super Bowl ad but it worked!

Another spot I liked was Snickers’ Brady Bunch takeoff. While the concept is getting tired, Steve Buscemi’s appearance in the pay off in the Jan Brady, Marcia, Marcia, Marcia role got a pretty good laugh.


So, there ya go…my take on the the ads from Super Bowl XLIX. Some good, some bad, some creative, some cliché. Feel free to leave your thoughts, picks, pans, favorites and failures in the comments. And, until then, when does the 2015 football season start?